Louise Monkey was arrested along with her body guard Chew-Mee Moore and deported to Mexico,after they were caught on a stolen train.Their plan was to steal a train,then fill it with 5 Tons of Cystal Meth dyed black called "Black Ice" and 200 million hits of Esctasy.And ram the run away train in to the AC/DC show at the Allstate Arena.They wanted to get everybody so wasted this weekend,that they would all forget to vote on November 4th.Therefore both of them would then cast 2 votes for themselves and become the first Sock Monkey President of the United States of America.(Least she would be smarter than G.W.Bush or McSame McCain.)And Chew-Me would become the first Ladyboy Eel Dancer VP.(And she is way smarter than Sarah Palin,hell even a rock is smarter than Sarah!) But they ended up arrested then deported to a jail in Naco,Sonora Mexico instead.Chew-Mee was able to escape,but Louise is still there waiting for someone to come and help break her out so she can rejoin the tour and PAR-TAY!Friday, October 31, 2008
Louise and Chew-Mee Moore Busted At The Chicago AC/DC Show !
Louise Monkey was arrested along with her body guard Chew-Mee Moore and deported to Mexico,after they were caught on a stolen train.Their plan was to steal a train,then fill it with 5 Tons of Cystal Meth dyed black called "Black Ice" and 200 million hits of Esctasy.And ram the run away train in to the AC/DC show at the Allstate Arena.They wanted to get everybody so wasted this weekend,that they would all forget to vote on November 4th.Therefore both of them would then cast 2 votes for themselves and become the first Sock Monkey President of the United States of America.(Least she would be smarter than G.W.Bush or McSame McCain.)And Chew-Me would become the first Ladyboy Eel Dancer VP.(And she is way smarter than Sarah Palin,hell even a rock is smarter than Sarah!) But they ended up arrested then deported to a jail in Naco,Sonora Mexico instead.Chew-Mee was able to escape,but Louise is still there waiting for someone to come and help break her out so she can rejoin the tour and PAR-TAY!
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Ohhh! Tell Louise her plan was most commendable and it's a tragedy it failed! But we are working on busting her out, and tonight, Halloween, is the perfect night for it!
Hang tight, Louise, help is on the way!
Better call Thin Lizzy because tonight there's going to be a jail break in Naco town!
I'd come bail you out, Louise, but I'm , ah, too busy today.
This is now a dead blog go tohttp://louisesltmonkey.blogspot.com/ XOXO Louise
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